Have it All Wrong


Elias walks out and sees presents under the tree and exclaims, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!"

I explain that his birthday comes after Christmas.

Let down, he asks, "Den what are dos presents for?"

I tell him, "Those presents are for Christmas."

My sweet son looks at me like I need a reminder and says, "Dat doesn't make naaaany sense. Christmas is Jesus' birfday. Why do we get presents on Jesus' birfday?"

I have yet to come come up with an answer for that one that he will accept.